Sloppy Joe

When you have sexual relations with a person after Joe has had sexual relations with them.

Joe Fucked Lauri, and then Kirk had sex with her.

Kirk got a Sloppy Joe

by Utahman123 September 10, 2010

Sloppy Joe

When a guy takes a shit on his girl's face. While she's trying to wipe it all off, the man punches her in the face so that blood comes gushing out of her nostrils and mixes with the brown feces on her face. As she's screaming in agony, the guy brings two hoes in, and they go ahead and get their ass cheeks pressed against both sides of the girl's head, giving her the "buns". If that wasn't "sloppy" enough, the hoes will proceed to take massive shits in her ears. If she, for some reason, doesn't want to go through it again, find another girl. If this can't be done, use one of the hoes.

"Dude, I gave his mom the biggest sloppy joe last night!" Dude #1 exclaimed.

"How did her face look?" -Dude #2

"Well, it looked better than it normally does."

- Dude #1

by Greasy Bear 69 May 16, 2013

Sloppy Joe

Usually as the result of an acute onset of needing to shit while out in public, you desparately manage to find the nearest public restroom. You don't have time to fiddle with putting down the toliet paper so you employ the hover method. Unaware, you have developed a bad case of diarrhea since your last crap. Needless to say, you leave a messy situation for the next person to contend with, that is know as a Sloppy Joe.

Dayum, you should have seen the Sloppy Joe I left on the toliet seat at that Japanese restraunt the other night.

by Perv Johnson October 02, 2010

sloppy joe

When your homie eats your ass *unwiped* after taking a shit

"Dude, Colin gave me a moist sloppy joe this morning"

by rat handler November 02, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When someone is taking a shit and you rip them off of the toilet and violently fuck them in the ass.

Brenda doesn't shit in public anymore ever since she got a sloppy joe at the Dairy Queen.

by Monsterbeck40 July 30, 2015

Sloppy Joe

messing someone up

I'll make you look like a sloppy joe!

by mightknight February 11, 2021

Sloppy Joe

You take ground beef, cook it let it cool down
And either give your bf a handy J or finger bang your girl

Dave: Dude my dick still greasy from that Sloppy Joe
Mark: Dude speakin of the Devil I gave my girl a Sloppy Joe

by BigDickJoe8=====D April 15, 2015