Stizzed

Totally smoking yourself retardes with marajuana.

I smoked 10 bowls and was totally stizzed.

by Andrew Hannigan November 10, 2003

Slizzered

The state of being really drunk, but not quite yet fubar

I can't believe how slizzered I got last night, you should have seen it!

by Serra November 10, 2003

smizzed

High as fuck.

He was smizzed after smoking two blunts in a row.

by Bwoywundurr December 28, 2016

slizzer

Drunk, Hangover, over tired and sick from the body recovering from intoxication.

"Im still slizzer from the night before"

by Ryan814 September 9, 2005

shlizzed

In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.

This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.

by VooDooXII February 8, 2007

Shizzed

Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.

Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out

by Houston March 30, 2009

slizzered

extremely drunk; a slang term of common use in the Southeast (Atlanta)

"Leave you like a lizard when I'm slizzered or sober" - OutKast

by Anonymous March 11, 2003