montana sheep fucker

one who chooses to wear their pants inside of their boots, reason being for not getting shit on pants whilst fucking a sheep.

"i was plowing my new sheep to test her out, and i got shit on my new jeans ,and i thought to myself , no wonder those montana sheep fuckers wear their jeans like that".

by omegaflan October 8, 2017

Sheep fucker

A guy that would fuck anything.

You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.

Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?

Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.

Farmer- Why are your pants over there?

Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.

Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!

Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!

by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

sheep fuckers

Rubber boots that hillbillies wear from the country. They are called sheep fuckers because you put the sheeps back legs in your rubber boots so they can't get away. Of course I'm not serious, but you will hear some people call them that.

I'm going fourwheeling so I need my coat and some sheep fuckers.

by tinley lyders April 1, 2008

sheepfucker

Sheepfucker: One who would fuck a sheep

You are a dirty sheepfucker

by Jon (NY) December 7, 2004

Sheepfucker

A guy who fucks a sheep one time is a sheepfucker.

This dude skipped class to fuck a sheep today yo that's a sheepfucker.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

sheepfucker

A slang term for a person from New Zealand. More derogatory than Kiwi

"Baa means no, asshat."

"How do you know it doesn't mean 'Take me!'. Eh?"

"Sheepfucker."

by tntoak August 28, 2006

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 3, 2022