slastered

Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.

dude; i was slastered last night.

Other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

by thekrunkpimphoodkillah October 23, 2013

slattershit

A shit that feels constipated but with enough pressure ends up being an explosion that can get pretty messy.

Friend: you don't look so good?
Me: yeah ngl just been the loo didn't end well
Friend: slattershit?
Me: you got it

by chigtourvine May 24, 2017

Slamsterdam

Eating after smoking marijuana, or "the munchies". Combines "slams" or snacks, with Amsterdam,NL famous for legalized marijuana.

i went straight to Slamsterdam after a long hike in Dankorage,AK.

by soviettelecast April 5, 2009

slatersexual

retarded

"i'm slatersexual"
"oh, you mean stupid?"

by more amazing than you October 9, 2017

Slutsters

Extremely gross and disgusting slutty sisters that have no morals or values. They’re dirty and probably std ridden. One might worry more about the dick than their own children. One also might send nudes to everyone who ask. The other might talk like a hood rat.

Jon’s slutsters are nasty as fuck, and we refuse to claim them.

by TemptingTripod October 6, 2017

slisters

2 or more women that are friends or sisters that have sex with the same dude continuously so the guy refers to them as "slisters" (slut sisters )

Bro1: dude see those chicks over there?
Bro2: ya man
Bro1: they're slisters
Bro2:..wtf?
Bro1: Im fuckin em both.. slut sisters

Bro2: oh nice! *high five*

by imcolinyoumaybe June 6, 2014

sadsters

A sad person in need of a true friend who will help them and usually the person they are comforted by is rude to them.

Ex. That girl is so sadsters

by Laylachip February 22, 2017