Slanky ho

My girlfriends mom also known as a slutty skanky ho.

dirty slank

by Travis Luce March 18, 2004

slanki

what i call people who are weird

Person 1: Do you have an asbscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: good...you are a slanki

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Slanky

Something off base
For when things don’t go quite to plan i.e. poor execution. Off-putting change of direction sometimes in conversation other-times its just slanky cus it sounds right for what just happened.

Tina is on the catwalk

Step step step step

Does her turn and makes it back and is heading towards the dressing rooms. Happy with herself.
Gina’s in the que eating a cherry filled donut. (Cus she can & she deserves it) when Tina snatches it from her hand but then trips and tina, the dress and the donut no longer have any benefit to anyone anymore.
A witness of this says to her nearest counterpart “slanky move Tina made right there”
Another witness says aloud “Slank” followed by accompanying “oooooooo’s” from others.

In an alternative narrative

John is feeling ballsy and goes that extra step back to take the three
He shoots
Balls moving through the air

Ball hits the rim(the moment of most slankness) then the now ricocheting ball deflects and nails Jerome right in the face which was also pretty Slanky.

by Lusherfluff May 19, 2022

Slanky

Adjective: as in height

To be tall, thin, uncordinated, and fragile.

Im not an employee but the tall, slanky man in the employee uniform will be able to help with your shopping.

by CidSubstance October 15, 2023

Slanky

Slanky • When being really long and/or very skinny.

The boy was very slanky.

by SimeonQx October 18, 2022

Slanky Neck

A neck with abnormally large hickeys all over it.
Hickey filled neck.

Look at my boy nick over there with his slanky neck
Josh got that slanky neck thing goin on

by teeeeeeheeeeeteeeee September 8, 2019

slanky

An autistic/disabled person.

That person over there is slanky.

by montyhagensheider June 26, 2022