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Smocking

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Projecting what you are in fact doing onto innocent people. you shouldn't be talking about smocking guns when yours is on fire
by Betterwakeup December 19, 2018
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smocking gun

Similar to a T-shirt cannon, except that it fires smocks and aprons.
Tammy Lariat used a smocking gun to distribute smocks and aprons to the crowds in the stands.
by wendue December 10, 2018
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slocking

Asian term for fcuking or dating
You and her are so slocking each other don’t hide it!
by Linking December 17, 2017
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Productive Slacking

Engaging in recreational activities that may result in a sense of accomplishment. Reading a book, playing a sport, or going for a hike are examples.

Opposite this is unproductive slacking, which leaves you feeling horrible and unsatisfied afterward. Think sitting in your underwear all day while you watch Full House reruns and eat Cheetos.
Guy: "So did you waste away your weekend away like usual?"

Girl: "No way! I got tons done! Mind you, it was all productive slacking. I read a novel, went to an art gallery opening, and spent three hours on Skype with my best friend from college."
by Sir Elroy March 22, 2011
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Discreetly Slacking

Skipping small amounts of work in unsupervised scenario (such as a cubicle, the boss's coffee break or homework) to reduce the workload without the boss/teacher noticing.
Fred: How did you finish all that damn homework!?
Samuel: I was discreetly slacking.
Teacher: No one else finished their homework? You could all learn a thing from Samuel here.
by Sock Ninja November 14, 2013
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shamrocking

when one puts on a veteranary cone, shakes up a beer (preferably a yeungling) then proceeds to spray the said beer toward ones face and drink as much if the incoming beer as possible.
after jimmy was done shamrocking the beer justone gave him a hot carlson.
by steven douglas December 25, 2005
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Shamrocking

The double handed action of your local bar tender as they top off your Guiness with said 'Shamrock' motif.

'To Shamrock' ; verb. To ladel your lover in an artistic fashion with your 'man muck'.

Post 'Shamrock' a wet wipe (or other absorbant material) is required. Its is advised to steer clear of using the curtains or other handy soft furnishings as febreze and vanish are not up to the job in hand.
"Why my sweet, do we have time for a 'Shamrocking' before we go to your parents for sunday roast?"
by furball69 March 16, 2010
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