Climate Spactivist

Sour faced entitled adolescent, scowling bogus scientific 'facts' in the name of saving the planet.

'As the insufferable Greta traversed the planet burning tonne upin tonne of aviation fuel, she remained oblivious that her fart sniffing, piss drinking life as a climate spactivist had sealed her fate.

'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.

by Herbie Dongsporran February 14, 2023

Sactivism

Activism performed yielding the nutsac.

Person 1: How's Sactivism working out for you?
person 2: Yeah, I'll put my nutsac back in my pants when you bring the troops home.

by Xray Cadberry August 22, 2009

scativism

Shitting on peoples property as a form of protest.

I met a guy who regularly shat in the 3. hole on the local golf course as as a sign of his discontent with the burgois. He called it scativism.

by Rasjonalista September 6, 2015

Slacktivists

Slacktivists are people who participate in tweetstorms (online) or stand outside in the streets and parks (IRL) screaming for change. These people think they can change the world by holding up cardboard signs. Slacktivism has as much chance of changing Wall Street's ways with Occupy and Anonymous signs as professional wrestling fans do of convincing the general public to "Vote -4- The Rock."

These dirty slacktivists are making it harder for me to do my grocery shopping.

Did you hear the government stopped being corrupt because 500 people RT'd some slacktivism tweet by @YourAnonNews?

by Versability December 7, 2013

Snacktivism

Activism done with food. As feeding the homeless, or supporting ongoing activism with food.

Occupy Together events, lasting several weeks or months, are a perfect opportunity to practice snacktivism.

by Mr Squirrel November 3, 2011

keyboard slacktivist

An activist interested in any social issue who fails to actively participate in person as a change agent. Instead, this kind of activist sits behind a computer keyboard trying to effect change using social media as their sole forum for activism. These activists are not actively engaged in the cause in person or in a physical sense.

Some protesters picketed the company to try to get the company to change their ways, while the keyboard slacktivists took up the cause by posting only on Twitter and Facebook.

by Swerky March 9, 2015

slacktivist

n. A political activist who has been active in the past, but in the present mostly talks about politics, drinks beer, smokes weed, and has sex with other activists.

After the strike, noose papier became a slacktivist; he needed the break.

by eugene March 3, 2004