Skeeter

A name used when refering to an automobile mechanic. Also see Grease Monkey.
Frank: "My car broke down so I took it to a Skeeter to get fixed. I got charged $500 and the thing still doesn't fucking work."

George: "His name was Skeeter?"

Frank: "No, I think her name was Phillis."
by Dagmar Geech August 15, 2005
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"These skeeters are eat'in me alive!"
by WiXan June 08, 2013
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Skeetering

The act of giving or receiving oral sex whilst riding a scooter.
I had a rough day at work so went I got home, I grabbed my bitch and we went for a quick ride on my scooter where I started skeetering around the bloc.
by WithDaggersNY May 19, 2011
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a very white trash name; if somebody is being white trash or a childe call them Skeeter
Skeeter! Put down that roadkill my mom making us dinner.
by Skeeter Travis Childe May 01, 2009
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A dirty ignorant slut who is always looking to get stuffed full of dick. Can also be used as a verb to describe when a girl is seeking some sausage.
"Whats a skeeter doing when shes not skeetin'?"

"It's a trick question, a skeeter's always skeetin'."
by Abe Frohdman December 04, 2008
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pot that you scrounge up from nothing. ie: usually what is leftover after a bag is empty and you wish you had more to smoke
Bobby: Hey man, got a doobie to smoke?
Todd: Shit, I wish man, I just smoked my last skeeter. *sigh*
by Kingcluez September 09, 2009
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some blue dude on doug who queefs a lot
aw skeeter stop queefing
by T-Money May 01, 2003
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