shard sket ball

It's where you put an ice cub or a frozen spoon on a booty hole and soon as that bitch opens up you throw a shard of dope down the hatch.

The shard sket ball went into overtime

by GummyBearJuice March 23, 2024

Skert into the bowling ball

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal

individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."

by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017

Sweet balls Miyagi

A fancy and exciting new way of saying "yeah sweet" or "great idea".

Other uses include a substitute for: "I agree", "Yes I will", "That sounds great", etc.

Allows the user to freestyle with their own mashups of the phrase, eg. "Sweet balls Miyagos" / "Sweet balls Miyaaag".

Often used in conjunction with the exclamation "WAX ON, WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!".

Always abbreviated in text form as "SBM".

1. Kid after taking his first shit: "I DID IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi"

2. Kid after graduating college: "I MADE IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi, WAX ON WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!"

by Madmancloak September 27, 2011

sweet balls

an expression denoting something pleasurable, awesome, attractive, or good.

"Dude, that girl is totally checking you out." "....sweet balls!"

by Britton B. May 15, 2007

skee balling

When some one cums in their own mouth, then spits it into a cup and try’s again

I was skee balling so hard last night I still have the taste in my mouth!

by BobOctorok December 1, 2017

Skeezball

1) An exceptionally filthy person, usually male.

2) Someone who is such a disgusting asshole that it makes you feel slimy just thinking about them.

1) I can smell you from here! Go shower you skeezball!

2) Richard is such a skeezball. Being around him makes me want to vomit.

by The Rouge Fox October 4, 2008

Sacramento Skeeball

Immediately before a man ejaculates, he pulls out and keeps his penis at vagina level. He then shoots his wad on her, and for each load that flies out he receives the corresponding pointage: the navel area is 10 points, the chest 20, the head 30, and if any lands in her mouth he receives 50.

I gave my girlfriend a Sacramento Skeeball and finally reached an overall score of 100!

by Nykker2000 October 14, 2007