sneenis

First coined by Stephen Colbert, a sneenis is a penis that is actually capable of sneezing.

The only known sneenis in existence belongs to Jon Kyl.

Jon Kyl is actually capable of sneezing with his penis. He calls it a sneenis #was not intended to be a factual statement

by MarcusDonovinius June 30, 2011

Sheenism

A religion that is based that on sheen from the hit shows Jimmy neutron and planet sheen. Instead of the bible or Quran worshipers of sheen follow the vible

I believe in sheenism.

by Jello_boi January 22, 2020

sweenis

noun- when something is so sweet, it's probably a penis.

Gemma- I've got great boobs!
Kyle- Really?
Gemma- Absolutely!
Kyle- Sweenis, yo.

by keldard February 20, 2011

Sheenism

A new religion, based off of the teachings of Charlie Sheen.

Often practiced by consuming large quantities of blow, and screwing porn stars for hours on end.

Ns1 is a loyal follower of Sheenism. All praise be to Charlie Sheen!

by ultimatebob March 3, 2011

skeetish

skeetish:the act of being aroused(horny) resulting in the ejaculation... hence the base word skeet

that hoe is making me mad skeetish

by James April 23, 2005

Sheenism

A belief in a divine warlock that can shapeshift into an F-18 Jet, due to mass consumption of tiger blood. Members of the faith are referred to as "Winners" while all nonbelievers are known as "trolls".

Dude, ever since I joined Sheenism I've been seeing Double Rainbows. I'm fuckin winning.

by beachbum662 March 29, 2011

sqeenis

Sqeenis: a square penis

Ah bro she totally rocked my sqeenis last night!

by Sqeenis April 15, 2016