Skandarwin

The combination of two of the most important, and related, people in the entire world - Skandar (Keynes) and (Charles) Darwin. Apparently Skandar is related to Charles Darwin, and since he often states this, un-srs bsns fans have decided to call him Skandarwin due to his excellent pedigree and halfway smile in eye-fucking video.

"Because I'm Cool like that." - Skandar Keynes

"I am related to Charles Darwin." - Skandar Keynes

Skandar Keynes is the great-great-great grandson of Charles Darwin. Trufax.

Team Skandarwin rules Narnia.

by Hippie from Hale June 26, 2008

skanky bitch hoe.

An annoying female person, generally someone you are near on a daily basis. They will often bicker, wear questionable dress, and not be aware of any of it.

My boss is such a skanky bitch hoe.

by elnai October 19, 2007

Sandy Tom

To masturbate using sandpaper or another abrasive.

Hey, I was having a Sandy Tom on the bus last night but the driver chucked me off before I could blow my load on the seat.

You dirty shit! I still have blisters from my last Sandy.

by Skidmarx January 14, 2009

Sandy Maroon

Sandy Maroon can be used as an adjective to describe anything sexual or a person in a negative way.

"Last night I gave her the ol' Sandy Maroon"
"Don't be such a Sandy Maroon"
"Did you she that girls Sandy Maroon"
"I can't believe Britney had such a Sandy Maroon"
"That's such a Sandy Maroon move"

by Andrew & Erik May 26, 2008

Sandybel

A really funny person, really sweet , and will always be there for you no matter what. She will always stay loyal to you. She is a good kisser and will always listen to you. She is a great friend. She can be shy at first but once you get to know her you’ll love her! If you ever find a Sandybel never let her go.

Alex: Man Sandybel is so nice and sweet I think I like her.
Mason: Back up she’s mine!

by By: Julissa March 26, 2019

handy shandy

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits

How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut

by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009

Sandy Cortez

see Congresswoman AOC

Tucker calls AOC, Sandy Cortez because he can’t be asked to say Alexandria Orcasio Cortez each time.

by Tropical_Centipede April 21, 2021