siitari

an individual who alternates back and forth between the two SAME two institutions of "higher" learning; note: to earn the distinction of being a true siitari one must have physically gone back and forther between these school TWO times.

also, someone who is quite gregarious (its not all bad!)

andrew.....i mean andrea siitari keeps alternating between a "school" in Iowa and a school in Wisconsan (but, hopefully the streak ends soon)

by turboda September 21, 2012

situasianal awareness

n. The complete lack of situational awareness.

I was trying to drive through Chinatown and almost ran over a bunch of pings crossing the street looking the wrong way. Amazing levels of situasianal awareness down there.

by MattYouKnowWho November 17, 2012

fr ong Situation

A situation that is both Fr and ong

Is this a Fr ong situation or a ong Fr situation?

by Astronot2k September 5, 2022

Situated informant

A person law enforcement cooperates with to put in a situation to build a case against another.

"There's the main rat Mildred being a situated informant once again; looking around left and right before getting into her car and leaving to make sure nobody sees her talk to the police."

Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence

is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.

by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker October 27, 2023

situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

sitar

An elaborate instrument, deriving from traditional India. The Sitar gives off a very unique and recognizable sound. Many bands from the 60's used this, such as the Beatles (famously) and the Rolling Stones. It has 7 main strings, and 11-13 sympathetic (smaller) strings, which reside under the heavier 7. It is made of wood and gourd (tomba), and often is highly decorated with such things as carvings and bone.

The Beatles sure loved that Sitar! You can hear it very well in the song Norwegian Wood.

by Moldy August 3, 2004

g situation

A scenario or predicament that is of at most, a minor inconvenience. Usually, one person involved will blow it way out of proportion, and everyone else will probably laugh at them in secret for it. Or the phrase can be used sarcastically to describe a minor inconvenience

Friend A to friends B and C: “My friend didn’t say good morning! What is wrong with them!”

Friend B to friend C in secret: “This is a total g situation”

by Cheese tastes like sand December 19, 2020