Solid Sit-Up

A sit up bar that bolts to your wall.

I'm gonna get my six-pack on with this Solid Sit-Up!! Bro

by gettinrippedsince86 January 26, 2010

Flagpole sit-up

The act of attempting to suck ones own penis.

Steve was so embarrassed when his wife walked in on his attempt to do a flagpole sit-up.

by Ernie Shansen August 20, 2017

ultimate sit-up

To tell one of your friends to try and do the hardest sit up. Place a towel over there eyes and hold it tight to the ground. While there struggling to get up have another person pull down there pants exposing there ass. The ass will be over the person doing the sit-up's face. Pull the towel away and the sit-up persons face should shoot up straight into the buthole of the person.

Imm finna call Jerry up and have him do the ultimate sit-up. Make sure you dont whipe your ass.

by Joey Anrom December 17, 2007

olympic sit-up

When someone is passed out on their back, drop your pants and crouch over them facing their feet with your ass about half a foot above their head. Punch them in their stomach so their head flies up into your ass crack

Yo bulbis is passed out, let's give him an olympic sit-up

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

chinesse sit up

while one person holds a blind folded victims shoulders down, a second person holds there bear asshole inches from the victims face the victim is made to do a sit up against the power of his holder the pressure and the blind fold are released crating the nastiest sit-up in the world

to start a chinesse sit up you must say this:
perp:"hey you put this blind fold on"
victim:"why"
perp:"do it"

perp:"lay down and do a sit-up"
victim:"why are you holding me down"
perp:"you'll see"
victim:"OH MY GOD IT IS A BUTTHOLE"

by shorty shits ^(^( November 16, 2013

chinese sit up

When a man puts his ass in his partner’s face while his partner is sleeping. He then wakes his partner up abruptly. When his partner sits up out of surprise he/she will sit up face first into the initiator’s rear. Nose in ass. Mouth in taint. Chin - nuts.

Last night Tamra fell asleep after promising me head and then work up to a Chinese Sit Up

by Reindeer boob December 19, 2019

blind sit-up

To do a sit-up with your eyes closed. Usually a prank in wich one party bets another party they cannot do a sit-up with their eyes closed. When the second party tries to complete this task the first party pulls down their pants and places their buttocks where the face of the second party will be upon completing the sit up. This always results in hilarity for the first party and a brown nose for the second.

Aww i can't believe dave did a blind sit-up!

by Wooten December 7, 2003