Night Siphoning

Squeezing as much “you time” as you possibly can out of the night time, so you don’t go to bed, because this tends to lead to waking up and going to your crappy job.

Side effects: Acute morning-after grogginess, followed by unproductive day of dim-wittedness and bumping into things.

Possible solution: Quitting said job and finding one you like.

Office person 1: Wow, dude, you look awful.
Office person 2: Yeah, I stayed up until 5am playing Fallout 3. Indulged in a little night siphoning.

by travors February 18, 2010

morning sips

Morning sips is when two friends decide to go on a bender early morning the day doesn’t matter as there will be a fuel filled day of drink, drugs and sex L&G certified sips

Lee wanted a drink and rang Gillian for a drink and she said “it’s too early” I replied “I know that’s why they call it morning sips”

by Tommy 2 strokes June 27, 2021

Sighsplosion

An explosion of sighs.

I had a sighsplosion when looking at my law school homework.

by ghost82 May 1, 2011

Sips

A magnificent Canadian bastard that makes funny gaming videos on YouTube. Part of the Yogscast; sometimes known as The Real Guy, The Best Guy.

'Hey, did you see Sips' latest video?'
'Yep, funny as ever! The big bastard strikes again!'

'Who's the best member of the Yogscast?'
'Duh, it's obviously the big bastard himself, Sir Sips'

by k9unitassault January 8, 2014

Sipho

Sipho is a very cute little guy.
Who is a little shy, He gives the best kisses.
And you can never go wrong with him.

Have you seen the cute guy, Sipho?

by Thandie June 21, 2019

sipsip

Suckup. The undignified and obseqious debasement or ingratiation of oneself to another in the hope of currying favor.

Make sipsip naman to the bakla teacher so you get good grades.

by Pau January 3, 2004

sips tea

when you hear some gossip and your telling someone about it

Brittney :*on the phone* hey girl I got some tea to sip with
kim:ok
Brittney: *sips tea* *whispers* linda is pregnant !

by jjmasterswag March 20, 2017