simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 03, 2011

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Simper Fi

Loyal to someone or something, but in a phony self-serving way.

Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.

by QuacksO February 05, 2023

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simperize

The combination of terms Simplify and Rationalize in math.

Okay class, today we will be working on being able to simperize fractions!

by CyanEnderz January 30, 2018

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Simper

Simper est l'abréviation de "simpertinent", contraction de "sympa" et "impertinent". Utilisé dans certaines facs ou grandes écoles pour parler d'une personne gentille et cool, mais qui peut à prendre la grosse tête du fait de sa position sociale, voir en abuser.

Ce mec est franchement cool, mais depuis qu'il est président du bureau des élèves il est devenu un peu simper.

by foyseux April 17, 2020

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Simper

This is a made up age range for ages 6-26 to a let their son if he sees a cute girl he sells his Boby,pays some girl on the internet,to show his balls etc.

Woman : why is your 16 Year old son showing me his ball?
Mom : oh it's nothing he just a simper

by 459395 February 14, 2022

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