SIBS, or Scumbag Internet Blues Syndrome, is a state of depression or disappointment resulting from finding a person of the opposite sex online, while knowing that you could never actually meet them in person because they are out of reach or "on the other side of the world".
Bartender: Hey, man, you look heartbroken. What ails ya?
Internetter: I've got SIBS.
Bartender: Ouch, man. Where is she?
Internetter: Siberia.
Bartender: Damn, that's cold.
Internetter: Shut up, you don't know how I feel...
Internetter: I've got SIBS.
Bartender: Ouch, man. Where is she?
Internetter: Siberia.
Bartender: Damn, that's cold.
Internetter: Shut up, you don't know how I feel...
by Suppercut January 20, 2013
discord member 1: *funny joke*
discord member 2: IM LITERALLY SIBBING 😂😂😂
discord member 1: what
discord member 2: IM LITERALLY SIBBING 😂😂😂
discord member 1: what
by scumbyisgreat September 10, 2020
An acronym for a Spooning Induced Boner. A common malady for young, male, virgins. A side effect for the receiver is a minor bruise in the thigh/hip region. This will hurt for 4-7 days minimum, depending on the size of the offending boner.
"Oh man, I have a bruise the size of a quarter on my buttocks! What can it be from?!"
"OOOOOhh that's from a SIB!"
"OOOOOhh that's from a SIB!"
by AMAHAHA July 13, 2008
eg 1.
Girl eating ice-cream
Guy: "Bro, you're doing a Sibs"
Girl: "GAH stop watching me eat" *walks away and hides"
eg 2.
Guy watching Girl brush her teeth.
Girl: *stops* "What?"
Guy: "Wow Sibs, you even brush your teeth sexually."
Girl: *hides in shower*
Girl eating ice-cream
Guy: "Bro, you're doing a Sibs"
Girl: "GAH stop watching me eat" *walks away and hides"
eg 2.
Guy watching Girl brush her teeth.
Girl: *stops* "What?"
Guy: "Wow Sibs, you even brush your teeth sexually."
Girl: *hides in shower*
by PancakesANDBrownies June 20, 2009