by anonymous September 08, 2021

by scumbyisgreat September 10, 2020

SIBS, or Scumbag Internet Blues Syndrome, is a state of depression or disappointment resulting from finding a person of the opposite sex online, while knowing that you could never actually meet them in person because they are out of reach or "on the other side of the world".
Bartender: Hey, man, you look heartbroken. What ails ya?
Internetter: I've got SIBS.
Bartender: Ouch, man. Where is she?
Internetter: Siberia.
Bartender: Damn, that's cold.
Internetter: Shut up, you don't know how I feel...
Internetter: I've got SIBS.
Bartender: Ouch, man. Where is she?
Internetter: Siberia.
Bartender: Damn, that's cold.
Internetter: Shut up, you don't know how I feel...
by Suppercut January 19, 2013

by anonymous September 08, 2021

An acronym for a Spooning Induced Boner. A common malady for young, male, virgins. A side effect for the receiver is a minor bruise in the thigh/hip region. This will hurt for 4-7 days minimum, depending on the size of the offending boner.
"Oh man, I have a bruise the size of a quarter on my buttocks! What can it be from?!"
"OOOOOhh that's from a SIB!"
"OOOOOhh that's from a SIB!"
by AMAHAHA August 05, 2008

eg 1.
Girl eating ice-cream
Guy: "Bro, you're doing a Sibs"
Girl: "GAH stop watching me eat" *walks away and hides"
eg 2.
Guy watching Girl brush her teeth.
Girl: *stops* "What?"
Guy: "Wow Sibs, you even brush your teeth sexually."
Girl: *hides in shower*
Girl eating ice-cream
Guy: "Bro, you're doing a Sibs"
Girl: "GAH stop watching me eat" *walks away and hides"
eg 2.
Guy watching Girl brush her teeth.
Girl: *stops* "What?"
Guy: "Wow Sibs, you even brush your teeth sexually."
Girl: *hides in shower*
by PancakesANDBrownies June 20, 2009
