Shasta Soda

Shasta Soda is a budget-friendly, off-brand carbonated beverage (soda, pop, Coke, whatever you call it), sold in the Western US and parts of the Southwest US.

Shasta Soda is known for being cheap, easy to find from store to store, and horribly disgusting in taste. You know how some people liken drinking Coors Light to drinking cat piss? Well, the same can be said for Shasta Soda. It looks cool, and the price sure is low, but according to many, you're better off buying Kool-Aid packets and using parasite-infested water from your local sewage system.

Shasta Soda 2-liters of varying flavors are often used by Paul Harrell as targets on the range. It's a fantastic idea, and it illustrates a lot of the points he makes.

I'd rather drink New Coke. Or a large Farva.

"Dude, ever had Shasta Soda? It tastes like cat piss."

"We're not buying Shasta Soda. I'd rather drink my own urine."

"Hi, Paul Harrell here for Shasta Soda. At the end of a long day on the range, whether it's sunny or... Rainy, there's nothing quite as refreshing as Shasta Red... Punch. *Drinks it and spits it out* Jeez!"

by TheSuperTrooper August 19, 2020

shysty

Of dubious honesty; greedy, like a shyster.

They didn't give you your money back? That's hella shysty, dude.

by Danny Delinquent September 26, 2003

shystie

Not shy or nasty. Sneaky or decietful in their motives. A person who plots and manipulates others to get what they want. Someone that will do almost anything to get what they want.

I better lock my car since there are alot of shystie people in this neighborhood.

by honesty2love December 29, 2006

shastasize

To exercise, eat less, and get in shape for the purpose of going to Lake Shasta, California.

Michael: You're going to the gym for the 7th time this week?

Big Steve: Yeah man, I gotta shastasize.

Dont eat those carbs... shastasize.

Woah, are you eating candy... I thought we were shastasizing.

by sme5on March 16, 2011

Shyster in Chief

A well-deserved nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Like all successful used car salesmen trying to make a quick buck, the Shyster in Chief artfully distorts the value of whatever he’s saying and has you believing, for just that crazy moment, that he knows all there is to know that matters about a given subject!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

shystery

When a mysterious source causes a smell of shit to the 12th power.

I spent most of the bus ride back to MSB smelling sleeping passengers in attempt to solve the shystery.

by Wise1KnowsAll March 21, 2017

shyster

Someone greedy, of questionable honesty. A crook or con artist.

"Fuck you, you're not getting a penny from me, you shyster."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003