Freudian Swype

When using Swype on an Android phone to text and the wrong word pops up, unnoticed, changing the meaning of the text. (Usually in a funny or sexual way)

"Hey! Am I gettin laid 2nite?"

-"WHAT!?!?"

"Sorry, freudian swype. Am I gettin PAID 2nite?"

by Lucas Spynacus January 11, 2013

swype-o

Mis "swyping" a word using swype

Damn I did a swype-o when I swyped "I want to duck you". I meant FUCK!!!

by chilock May 5, 2018

shwipe

the owningest way to say penis mutton missile or dick

You just touched my shwipe!

by thechuck November 22, 2007

shwipe

a shafer swipe

person 1: can you swipe me into shafer?

person 2: wtf do i look, a person who will shwipe anyone?

person 1: but im kanye west

person 2: go fuck yourself

person 1: Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
(She gives me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl gone head

by Steve D'Loosa May 3, 2009

Shwapes

A person with an extremely flat ass. Most commonly found among the white population.

Faith: Wow Priscilla did you see that white girl?? She has suuuuch a shwapes!

Priscilla: Oh my gawwwsh!! Hahahaha!!!

by Prina September 6, 2012

Swyper

Swyper is an African Hip-Hop rap group

Swyper just dropped a new song called lies you should totally check it out dude. It's "lies ft the Kidd"

by Brown24 September 21, 2018

Shweped

The enforced state, after being in chastity, of having no orgasms.

I shweped my slave with high heel anxiety and guilt. They don't want to get off because it makes me laugh.

by elekavator August 7, 2018