Shwanking

To shit and wank at the same time

i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010

shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.

by grosa October 9, 2016

shminking

To be dating someone but not to have the ownership or label of Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Brad and I are totally shminking

by Greg gregson September 23, 2019

Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

Swonking

Transy University.
The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.

So I was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my dick.

by Chris Shain/ JJ Tulbs/ Nick/ Swonk/ Bitter December 4, 2004

Swinking

The act of pissing in a sink.

"The toilets were all occupied so I went for a swink"

"I love swinking in other people's houses"

by swinker October 22, 2013

Adhoc Shrinking

Providing mental health and psychosocial support to another person as and when needed. This is meant to aide in the reduction of stress or anxiety the person may be experiencing and is generally among known individuals. However, there are many attempting to provide such advice on social media channels

bro I just took straight Ls in my meeting with Mike. do you have time for some adhoc shrinking? i need help not being ded

by Truffula August 9, 2023