Young Stoney

Another name for American rapper, Post Malone. This was referenced in his album "Stoney," and in his song "Candy Paint," from the so far newest movie in The Fast And The Furious series, multiple times. His real name is Austin Post, and is born on July 4, 1995, the true American holiday. He has earned his name after his love for cigarettes and drugs. Often plays basketball and refers to himself as "White Iverson," just like the song. He calls himself this after basketball star Allen Iverson. Brought up in Dallas, lives close to the Team 10 house. His address has been revealed in a Jake Paul vlog. Some people think that his dad paid Austin's way to the top, but his fans say otherwise. Overall, one of my favorite artists. All he produces are fire songs, and is very talented.

"Bitch, I'm Young Stoney I do what I want," - Candy Paint

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis March 23, 2018

Shmoney

Money earned on the hush hush.

Hence "Shhh...Money". Shmoney

"I've been selling crack since like the fifth grade. Gave a little bit of Shmoney to my mom"

by otymartin October 4, 2016

Stoney Mcboney

a big time stoner
some one that is always high

Davis is always faded man he's a stoney mcboney

by TakeAHitBrah24 May 5, 2009

The Holy Stoney

When the shit that is spewed out of ones mouth is so prolific and or sac religious That even Jesus himself has to pick up a stone.

That bitch said she got a train ran on her by the priests at confession. That bitch need The Holy Stoney.

by ThePriest69420 October 22, 2020

Stoney Crook

Created by Mr. Pookie & Mr. Lucci. Its the name of their record label & group. The name if from their old apartment complex Stoney Brook located off of North Audelia Road in Nawf Dallas (North Dallas)

Stoney Crook In this bitch

by CL.UNT July 14, 2010

Stoney Lonesome

Slang term for prison, dating back to the early twentieth century. Can be found in John O'hara's "Appointment in Samarra".

A man can lose his hopes, and his mind, inside the walls of the Stoney Lonesome.

by Julian English January 28, 2005

Stoney Face

The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.

Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.

by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011