Shroud of shame

When someone wears an artical of clothing used to mop up various sex fluids. There was a song about this on the Japanese release of Musicforthemorningafter by Pete Yorn.

"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Who knew you could wear a shroud of shame with such pride?"

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Shrounce

A word used in a variety of contexts to arouse ambiguity and confusion

"Matt, I'll need those leads contacted before the end of the cycle."

"Shrounce."

"What?"

by AdmissionsNinja July 11, 2018

Shoundl't

Shouldn't but poorly written

I ate a baby covered in salt and wax
You shoundl't have done that

by Flash_Drive July 6, 2021

Shroud

a girl who wears to much make up is referred to as a "shroud." This name stems from the "shroud of turin" which many chistians believe is the cloth that a man used to wipe jesus's face with on his way to be crucified. The mud from his face left an imprint of his features, just as the make up from said girl, will leave an imprint on your pillow.

"Dude, that chick is hot."

"No. Way to much make up, she's a shroud. You'll have to wash your pillows when she leaves."

by Chest Rockwell18 April 19, 2010

Shroudians

Players of TNR (TheNinja-RPG) from Shroud village.

Hello Shroudians!
We Shroudians pwn all.

by qwertyx7 May 2, 2007

Shroud of Urine

Mount your lady friend from behind & grab her arms submission-style. 1/2-way through, switch to the no-no hole so she starts crying. Pull out and pee on her head. Mash her face into the pillow so it leaves a make-up/tear/urine face on the fabric.

"After I gave Barb a shroud of urine last night, I made her wash the pillow cover while I watched the game. Bitch knows better than to leave a stain."

by Dr. Schlong July 24, 2008

turin shroud

the piece of toilet paper used to cover a floater

Who left the turin shroud in the toilet?

by PFKnz June 26, 2006