Schpants

A term made famous by a kid name Jason who routinely bought shorts that were ridiculously long. These shorts would be worn ridiculously low and give off the appearance as a short pair of pants.

Jason had on a red jacket and red schpants he looks like a stop sign.

by Jade Crain April 29, 2008

shants

a pair of pants(usually skinny jeans) cut around the knees to make into shorts

pants skinny jeans shants

by LOL king 62 January 24, 2010

shpanks

thanks, usually said by teenage girls

Shpanks for the cookies.

by selkie grrrl November 7, 2011

jort shants

Short for jean-short short-pants, i.e. oversized jean shorts.

Damn , homies jort shants game is on point.

by Dave-Z July 23, 2016

pat ma shants

to shit ur pants

m8 i just pat ma shants

by blaire n bat August 19, 2010

Shants

Verb.
Origin: Germanic
1. From the abbreviation "To shit your pants.
2. To blunder or err.

Noun.
1. One who blunders or errs.
2. One who has shit their pants
also: shantsy, shantser

Adjective:
1. Describing a person who continuously blunders or errs a situation.

2. One who shantses a situation

Verb.
1. Dude, that girl just shantsed in our basement!
2. You are totally shantsing this situation.

Noun.
1. Yo, the girl just put her shants in your sink, bro.
2. Are we humans? Or are we shantsers?

Adjective.
1. The shantsing party was not fun at all.
2. That shants girl smells like shit now.

by The Shantser February 8, 2010

Shants

To short for pants, to long for shorts. Shants

Garrett wears shants cause is family is to poor to buy pants.

by Gary June 6, 2003