by Poplipsicle January 24, 2019
Get the Shizzlesticks mug.A wannabe chef who wishes to gain possess Jerry the rat.. With dialectical relationships with Spike who is also his own frown twin. Interested in making cine-mammas.. Eats arab food like a hog so in the hope of becoming a Sheikh.. Other than this, he dazzles with his heart of gold.. All in all, a blooming flower in the womb of mother earth! God's own country!
Look over there, Shazzles is growing off the roof.. Lets water him and throw light on him.. Ah! He dazzles!
by Going Janta October 14, 2010
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by Dj gs68 September 18, 2003
Get the shozzle my nozzle mug.This word originated in the 1990s in the middle eastern, most likely iran. Early in the 2000s it was brought over to the United States of America through the ESOL program in public schools allowing the exchange of students from all over the world to come and share there culture with americans. The word in its true form is known as shizlic, but was americanized into shizzles to make it sound more of a noun than an adjective. Shizzles is a way of expressing extreme happiness, terror, sadness, boredom, hungriness, and last but not least sexual pleasure. Some forms you may have heard around your school are things like shizzled, shizzling, deshizzle, and on rare ocassions shizzlcide. The study of shizzles is known as Shizzology. One of the top leading professors of shizzology is Soheil Bagheri who at the University in Iran to help solve a cure of the disease Shizzleopholis and people who have shizzlephobia. The belief of Shizzles is known as Shizzlism which derives from the ancient iranians who built shizloids and worship the all powerful JAN. JAN, unlike many other gods in other religions, is not a virgin. In fact you could say she has sex with everyday. But not just everyone can have sex with JAN. In order to meet the standards of the high and mighty JAN, you must have one charachistic and that is to be black. Yes, JAN is BDO (Black Dick Only) so sorry you on the prowl young spider monkeys looking to mate. In order to be a member of Shizzlism there are a few things to make sure of before you get yourself Shizlized. You must get down on your knees and bow to any passing by black person. You must hate indians with a passion. And third of all you cannot be a virgin.
"Dude this girl just came and jumped on me shes hot. She put vagina in my dick not lying haha felt good as shizzles"
"Cool Andrew"
"Cool Andrew"
by monkeyboy626 August 5, 2009
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