Joel's Shortcut

In math, when stuck on a problem, especially a proof in geometry (which are useless and a waste of time) the answer will always = Joel's Shortcut, the universal answer too all.

If a = b & b = c & the sum of the earth is 1, then what does FISH = ?
FISH = Joel's Shortcut of course

by sparky winsor February 19, 2005

softcrust

opposite of hardcore, hard-core, or hard core. Derives from the opposite of each part of its antonym. Opposite of 'hard' is 'soft.' And the opposite of 'core' is (or can be) 'crust.' Refers to someone or something lacking in extremity or devotion.

Just because Tom plays on the varsity squad doesn't make him hardcore, he's still pretty softcrust to most people.

by Patrick T.T. March 24, 2008

Shitcrust

The crust on a piece of shit. Metaphorically speaking, the unpleasantly dry surface manifestation of a larger mass of wet excrement.

Philip Hammond, chancellor of the exchequer, is merely the shitcrust on top of a government entirely composed of a stinking pile of shite.

by Rico1971 October 2, 2017

Runge Shortcut

1. The way that has the best chance of seeing deer

2. The absolute longest way to where your going that will most likely make you late

3. The route you are taking when you have no idea where you are

We were an hour late because it's the middle of hunting season and John took a Runge Shortcut

by Tierd of driving November 26, 2009

tijuana shortcut

A Tijuana shortcut is when a person or persons try to get extremely drunk very quickly by taking many shots of tequila in a short amount of time but instead of getting drunk, skip straight to being completely wasted and passing out.

Bro, Friday night I tried to catch up to you guys drinking but ended up taking a Tijuana shortcut. It sucked.

by Travasaurus September 16, 2013

Ontario Shortcut

When one woman places her index finger on the mans taint while biting his ear as the other woman gives him a blowjob while they are also fingering each other. To be an authentic Ontario Shortcut Everybody must finish at the same time, and both woman have to squirt while they are rained upon by the mans cum. The only difference between the Ontario Shortcut and Toronto short cut is that during the Toronto Shortcut both women must clean up the mess by licking each other and the man must alternate eating out and fingering them untill they climax again.

I heard Sarah and Maddie gave Max an Ontario Shortcut, too bad he couldn’t take it to Toronto.

by CanadianSexpert69 February 22, 2019

shorecrest

Yeah even though Shorecrest does have a lot of wimpy kids smoking the hippie lettuce (what do you expect from such dorky parents?), it's a decent academic school I suppose. One of the best private schools in the Tampa Bay area really.

Admiral Farragut-- for troubled youths in need of discipline and undesired by parents who can't be bothered.

St. Pete Catholic-- are you kidding me? It's practically a public school.

Tampa Catholic-- beneath a public school.

CCC-- actually it's OK and that's all there is to say.

Jesuit-- uh...all boys Catholic school? I worry about what they do to those boys.

Academy of Holy Names-- all girls Catholic school--sounds good but the girls this place spits out turn into the biggest outta control skanks and end up in junior college after one semester of college.

Northside Christian/Keswick/Indian Rocks Christian etc.-- I don't think their teachers even have college degrees and they try to talk about Jesus and the Bible in every subject.

There are really only five private schools worth spending the money, and yeah they do cost more than all the others and for good reason: Berkeley, Canterbury, Saint Stephens, Shorecrest, and Tampa Prep are the only true prep schools and if you go to any other private school in the bay area then you're wasting your money.

Shorecrest is a good school, I guess, but they have fat cheerleaders and pranny sissy boys there.

by ZLBIII February 27, 2008