Shoot me in the balls

Can be used either in whole-word form or in the shortened acronym form when typing/texting (smitb). Synonym of "fml."

"I am swamped with work. Shoot me in the balls..."

Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"

by kissmyasthma20 February 21, 2011

shoot me state

A.k.a. Missouri

Missouri the shoot me state.

by WigPusha February 28, 2015

Shoot me one

When someone just needs to let you know a goodie

Just fucking shoot me one buddy

by handlesog December 22, 2020

Shoot Me Straight

Shoot someone so much they get turned straight.

Person 1: Damn it Tom, Just shoot me!
Person 2: Oh hell yeah i will
Person 1: Shoot me Straight

by mysterado May 20, 2019

Shoot Me Straight

Shoot someone so much they get turned gay

Person 1: Damn it Tom, Shoot me damn it!
Person 2: Oh yeah i will
Person 1: Shoot Me Straight

by mysterado May 20, 2019

shoot me please

When a face palm does not cut it.

Voting for obama was so fucking stupid shoot me please.

by datguywhodidntvoteforobama November 18, 2013

shoot me my ones

When a Person of color is positive they would win a street brawl and they want to humiliate their opponents

Aye n*gga ,Shoot me my ones, Wassup lil n*gga

by zacoda25Robinson January 23, 2018