shomit

How people who speak ebonics (negroes) say "Show me it"

What chu got therre? Shomit!

by mai June 10, 2004

shomit

The undetermined fluid that could be shit or vomit. A found puddle of human waste.

The janitor hated his job from day one. Mostly because it was his job to clean the shomit off the floor.

by cbergie November 17, 2009

Shomit

When someone shits and vomits at the same time.

He was sitting on the toilet and had a shomit.

by Spicysauceboss November 14, 2019

Shomit

A color that represent the color of shit and vomit.

The leaves on the tree are the color of shomit.

by APM1011 September 19, 2019

shomit

when you simultaneously shit and vomit

danny devito sashayed in and i was literally about to shomit

by dannydevitoes October 17, 2019

Shomit

The result of heavy drinking and deep sea fishing. This combination creates a violent abdominal flex. The moment of Shomit, is when a body becomes so tense it then exceeds the max PSF your body can handle, then the fun begins at both ends.

Steve was at a fast pace of consuming drinks while on a fishing trip. He then started to vomit over the side of the boat and proceeded to defecated in shorts at the same time. To sum it up in one word, Shomit .

by dg40period April 12, 2017

shomiting

When you're vomiting and shitting at the same time. Likely due to food poisoning.

Holy fuck, I ate some bad Indian food last night and can't stop shomiting this morning.

by Pittance for Mittens May 5, 2016