Shomit 

Where you're shitting and you have to vomit between your legs.

I woke up after a night of drinking and had to shomit.

Shomit by Rootae December 26, 2016

Shomit 

The result of heavy drinking and deep sea fishing. This combination creates a violent abdominal flex. The moment of Shomit, is when a body becomes so tense it then exceeds the max PSF your body can handle, then the fun begins at both ends.

Steve was at a fast pace of consuming drinks while on a fishing trip. He then started to vomit over the side of the boat and proceeded to defecated in shorts at the same time. To sum it up in one word, Shomit .

Shomit by dg40period April 12, 2017

Shomit 

A color that represent the color of shit and vomit.

The leaves on the tree are the color of shomit.

Shomit by APM1011 September 19, 2019

shomit 

when you simultaneously shit and vomit

danny devito sashayed in and i was literally about to shomit

shomit by dannydevitoes October 17, 2019

Shomit 

When you shit and vomit at the same time.

I was feeling seeing so i went to the toilet and shamit(past perfect of shomit) myself instead of just vomiting.

Shomit by Galgor November 14, 2019

Shomit 

When someone shits and vomits at the same time.

He was sitting on the toilet and had a shomit.

Shomit by Spicysauceboss November 14, 2019

Shomit 

When one throws up and shits at the same time, either in their pants or on a toilet. (SH-it, v-OMIT)

Last week I drank so much at the club I accidentally shomited at the bar in front of everyone.

Go Team Shomit!

Shomit by A Devout Follower. April 1, 2021