shnookered

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

sanooch

To engage in sexual intercourse

Yo, man I totally sanooched the teacher last night!

by salvi619 April 8, 2013

Shnooda

Is a term most often used as a salutation, or a replacement of a another word, but it's mainly a way of life granted to someone for being awesome.

Yo Shnooda, whats up?
Any of my Shnooda's hittin the city tonight?
How's every1s Shnooda?
Sorry guys i was M-I-Shnooda for a while.

by Gazza for Pres. December 4, 2010

shnoozen

To penetrate a penis with another penis.

when i walked into Trent’s room, him and Vinny were shnoozen.

by michael baio December 9, 2019

schnoo's law

"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.

A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.

by manny morgan August 5, 2007

shnookims

Coined by Oran Duke in 1989, shnookims is a cute nickname given to a loved one, often used by lovers to show gratitude.

I love you shnookims.

Shnookims, can you open this jar of pickled olives, you're so strong, I love you.

by Norman Patterson September 6, 2010

schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

by tinwillie June 22, 2011