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Unable to think freely, kin to a Zombie, brain dead. Possibly make a good politician
Unable to think freely, kin to a Zombie, brain dead. Possibly make a good politician
by Pseudomind November 3, 2005
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They are most likely from a big city like Chicago, NYC, or DC and think their city is the ONLY city. They only wear name brand clothing like Patagonia to make them feel special. All Brads and Chads are considered shmobes.
They are most likely from a big city like Chicago, NYC, or DC and think their city is the ONLY city. They only wear name brand clothing like Patagonia to make them feel special. All Brads and Chads are considered shmobes.
Anna "I just had to make the stupidest Excel document for Jared while he is smoking a cigar in a robe. That guy literally couldn't use an iPod Nano"
Kayla "I know right, he's always telling me to do my job and live my life!"
JB "That dude is such a shmobe."
Kayla "Holy shit, he's SUCH a shmobe!"
Anna "The Shombiest."
Kayla "I know right, he's always telling me to do my job and live my life!"
JB "That dude is such a shmobe."
Kayla "Holy shit, he's SUCH a shmobe!"
Anna "The Shombiest."
by richard parker February 6, 2018
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Get the shmodobbler mug.The act of giving someone Oral sex that is so pleasing that it is irresistible. The best form of Oral sex possible. Shlop bop is very messy and can result in saliva and ejaculation to be everywhere. No other form of head compares to this. It is better than normal top. Often used in western Pa.
by Stanbreezy June 27, 2017
Get the shlop bop mug.A horrible driver. Some asshole who pulls a dick move when driving ie: " That fucking Shmohawk just cut me off." You fucking shmohawk.
As desribed in season 6 of curb your enthusiasm by Larry David and Larry's father. I think it might be jewish or hebrew or something. Rent that shit, its fucking funny. A shmohawk does not know how to drive.
by idiotech66 January 14, 2008
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A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010
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