A man who, while being hot but not the hottest person, has excessive amounts of sex with women. Often an alcoholic shmoos love the ladies and will bone anything when drunk enough, yes including wildabeast or mountain goats.
by PANTHERS March 17, 2005
Li'l Abner discovered Shmoos when he ventured into the forbidden Valley of the Shmoon, against the frantic protestations of Ol' Man Mose.
by tomoko July 31, 2003
a shmoo of tangerines.
by roflitspaige February 11, 2007
by saltyseamonsters October 5, 2004
The greasy shitty cum juice that is the byproduct of anal sex.Usually found on bedsheets and pillows around the globe,this foul substance can cause vomiting,convulsions,and eventually leads to a repeated act of anal sex.
by insanochick June 24, 2009
by Sqwerly July 30, 2003
Another word for male ejaculate.
Derived from the shape and colour of the cartoon character in the late 70's cartoon series of the same name.
Derived from the shape and colour of the cartoon character in the late 70's cartoon series of the same name.
When I pulled that condom off I shot a few reams of shmoo across your cat - sorry, I'll get a cloth.
by Edsonic December 29, 2005