Shmegg

Shmegg. Noun. An e-cigarette or vape. Usually used by midwestern rednecks. Other spellings include "shmege" and "shmeg".

Hey brother, can I hit your shmegg?

by Gob69 August 13, 2018

smeggy mageggy

Anyone who epitomizes the human form of smegma.

Holy fuck, Stiles looks like a total smeggy mageggy talking to that chick at the bar.

by Tekesky February 22, 2008

shmeggle

The act of having anal sex with one's mom and becoming your step dad in one swift motion.

person 1: Yo Alec wants to shmeggle into my family
person 2: damn bro that sucks

by shmeggle 4 fun July 7, 2011

sheggy

its a scottish slang for something is shit.

awww that reaks of sheggy!
or your talkin sheggy!

by TR1LL-- C33 June 26, 2008

smeggy

really dirty foreskin some love it some dont smegma

man ur cocks smeggy its making me moist!!!
u filthy cunt go wash that smeggy cock!!

by toostr82bgay April 16, 2005

smeggy

Used to describe something that smells bad or something that appears to be rotting and disgusting.

ie. "your feet smell smeggy"

by Fish6000 September 16, 2006

smeggy

Dirty foreskin coverd in old hard smelly cum

Go wash your smeggy cock gross

by you shall never know my name;) December 6, 2013