scoobster

Retard who is signed up to reload network servers LMFAO

Monil, my server is all wong (wah):'(

Love Scoobster

by Darbz March 2, 2005

Cookie Shlongster

A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.

Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."

by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011

shloosberry

a substitiute for shit

also ingredient to shloosberry stew

thats some bad shloosberry

by |21C3 |2\_/135 April 2, 2003

Slobster

Dirty men that dont clean themselves or anything around them.

Man:Hey sexy. Wanna come back to my place!?!
Woman:Sure baby.
Man and woman goes back to his place and she sees dishes and clothes strode all over the house (A.k.A the dumpster)
Woman:EEEWWWWWW GROSSS YOUR SUCH A SLOBSTER!!!

by Brittany, Kelly, Samantha April 28, 2007

Slootster

The one who accompanies the master sloot in her slooty endeavours, and must obey the master sloot's every command - sexual and otherwise.

"Slootster, bring me more skinless grapes! Feed them to me in a sexual manner."

"I corrupted my slootster like 50 shades of grey."

by rykabyka March 8, 2013

shrobster

half shrimp half lobster

is that a shrobster?!

by smackmommy April 21, 2018

slobster

one who slobs

"Hey you're the new slobster right?"
"Yeah now where's the children"
"Frick"

by hslave2 April 3, 2018