flame shield

A fictional item. The term is sometimes used humorously on message boards when a user has just posted something (usually controversial) that runs the risk of instigating an argument/backlash, i.e. being flamed.

The purpose of the shield is therefore to 'protect' the person from any potential flames that may fly their way.

Person A: Lol final fantasy x sucks
Person B: ...I hope you brought your flame shield.

Person C: I honestly don't see why so many people like (insert popular game). IMO it has a tedious battle system, the difficulty is too easy, and the story is as clichéd as hell. Discuss. *holds up flame shield*

by Espiria September 1, 2008

2 shield flex

Winning a game in Pokemon Go's GBL (Go Battle League) with 2 shields remaining.

Friend: How's that new Great League team of yours?

Pokémon GO Addict: It was amazing! I went 21-4 today and even got a 2 shield flex!

by MathWizard534 May 4, 2022

5g shield

A very simple way to earn money in 2021, use only for a 60 year old who looks like a facebook user

Me:"Hey aunty, do you want to protect yourself from the pesky 5g radiation? Get my 5g shield for 100$ only!"
60 year old:"Thanks a lot son! Now I will remain safe from all these telephones the teens use"

by ChiragK2020 May 4, 2021

shiet

Shiet or Sheit.

Another way to say "shit," but with an elongated EE sound to it.

Friend: "Did you finish your project?"
Me: "No.."
Friend: "You know it's due tomorrow..."
Me: "Shiet (or sheit or sheeeeeeeeeee-it. The "i" is silent)

by Michael VII May 12, 2018

Community Shield

An event in football (soccer) in the English Premier League where the teams who finished first and second respectively the year prior play each other for a trophy called the Community Shield. This normally takes place one week before the league itself starts.

Chelsea and Manchested United both finished in the top two again this season and will play each other for the community shield at Wembley Stadium tommorow.

by Pobecax August 9, 2009

Phoenix Riot Shield

When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.

Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?

Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.

Bill - A cunning maneuver.

by Deez Beasley June 16, 2011

modesty shield

The half wall mounted between two urinals to protect a person from splashes and looky-loos.

Man, that modesty shield preveted me from checking out that dudes package.

by mreverting September 19, 2007