shleather

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.

Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.

by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010

Shleakle

An overly large Libuim minus. More commonly referred to as the "flaps" of the vagina.

"Yeah man, I was trynna smash but she got that shleakle."

"I was going down on her and I slurped up that shleakle."

"Her shleakle was huge man - it felt like I was eating a soggy pastrami sandwich."

by Arab Jenkins July 19, 2017

Shepard

Verb. To abruptly end a conversation with "I have to go," as often done by the main protagonist of the Mass Effect series, Commander Shepard

"I was in the middle of asking Mariah out but she Sheparded me and walked away."

by St. Val March 19, 2010

shepap

v. t. To bitch slap with the male genitalia.

I'm going to shepap you so hard it will leave a shroom print on your forehead.

by EgonSpengler January 20, 2006

Sperm Shepard

A female who is notorious for having sex w/o protection, often displayed by on the number of children sucking on her tits. The number of children she totes.

Mormon chicks sure are Sperm Shepard's!!!

by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009

Shlepic

Describes something that exceeds the level of epic

Netflix is Shlepic

by Yabz19 February 1, 2021

shlemazel

A person who suffers the screw-ups of a shlemiel.

A shlemiel is the guy who buys a coke at the ball game and spills it on the guy in front of him, who is a shlemazel.

by Bruce February 4, 2004