Turd Slapped

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007

Snickers slapper

Someone who enjoys the act of punching or slapping a male in the nuts just for fun

wow that really hurt that guy is a true snickers slapper.

by JayFonz August 25, 2009

turkey slapped

to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.

"i got turkey slapped"

by DoYlE McFoYlE August 28, 2005

thigh slapper

An extremely long penis that slaps the thighs when doing anything naked

I went skinny dippin the other night with a bunch of hot chicks until Jeff jumped in with his big thigh slapper and took home all the pussy!

by pipelayer24 June 1, 2013

Slapper

A term used specifically for extremely funky bass players that like to slap the bass. Contrary to non-funky bassists, who enjoy fingering.

Also used out of context to describe a funky bassist loving fandom, who "slap" the like or subscribe buttons.

Friend: Did you see that amazing funk bassist Davie504?
Me: Yeah man, he is the original Slapper! I've even slapped his subscribe button.
Friend: Ah yeah! so you're a Slapper too!

by AtarashiiKyojin August 18, 2019

Slappercut

When someone really steps out of line and a standard slap across the face just won't cut it, you "slappercut" them... an uppercut slap

Ralph farted in my new car so I pulled him out and slappercutted him!

by Slappercut master October 2, 2014

Jabber slapper

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.

Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.

by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009