Skeleton War

The everlasting war fighting against the fuckbois and thots. You can join by choice, but are automatically drafted when your tombstone does not have "Rest in Pieces" engraved on it.

Jerry started to defend his side of the skeleton war when he saw a thot and had to destroy it

by JOEBOBSTEVBOB November 9, 2017

skeleton key

Many times refers to a magical key that will sucessfully unlock anything.

He used the skeleton key on all the locks in the building, and lo and behold it worked on all of them! He was impressed...

by Amras Onitalli October 26, 2006

Spooky Scary Skeletons

Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: *G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, G, G, F#, F#, B. B, G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, D, E, C#, B, f#, F

Skeleton 2 : *d, d, D, A, G#,G, F, d, F, G*

Skeleton 1: *Fucking Implodes*

by Šáłtÿ_Łįźård October 22, 2018

sans the skeleton

A character from the RPG Undertale and has a brother named Papyrus. Sans speaks with the text Comic Sans and is a complete pun master.

"Yo, have you met Sans the skeleton before?? He so awesome and funny!"

by Ally027 October 7, 2016

skeletoid

a person who is very tall, skinny, and bony

person 1: Do you see that kid Colin over there?
person 2: Yeah, he’s a skeletoid

by BB Boi May 5, 2019

skeleton on the gelatin

October's "elf on the shelf".

A bowl of gelatin is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they're bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween.

Color of gelatin does not matter. Aim for green or red.

Child: " But I don't wanna clean my room and take out the trash!"
Adult: " That's cool. The 'skeleton on the gelatin' may just come and haunts your ass then."

by TripodJim September 22, 2019

Skeleton Clique

A deadly cult of twenty one pilots fans who are ride or die

Are you in the skeleton clique?

by theycallyoucrybaby October 23, 2016