shitstracted

When you have to poop so badly that you get distracted from whatever you are currently doing to go and shit.

After eating some Chipotle I was trying to tell Jacob about a dashing set of bitties I saw when I got shitstracted and left.

by DaleHowerchuck May 12, 2014

Shitstincts

The increasing need to shit, the closer you get to your home.

Paris really needed a shit when she approached her house, her Shitstincts really kicked in!

Harry was on the bus, when he was almost at his house his Shitstincs knew he was close!

by ashbydelazouch November 24, 2017

Shitstick

The device used to break a giant piece of shit into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.

Quick! We'd better get the shitstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.

by Dan VK December 12, 2003

Shitsticking

An expletive euphemism used to describe anal sex.

"I was shitsticking her when her mum walked in"

"I heard they were shitsticking all night"

"My ass felt like it was being shitsticked when i sat on that rock"

by YRUStillHere!! February 21, 2014

shittigating

To start an argument between individuals, chat rooms, sites, etc. To bring up old 'news' and cause a major reaction.

She came into the chatroom and started shittigating between the n00bs and vets.

by $5 October 13, 2006

shittifaction

The satisfaction of taking a shit

I just left the bathroom in complete shittifaction

by Too shit for you October 5, 2016

Shitsekai

An extremely generic isekai where the main character is an edgy self insert with a harem. While he is usually op this is not always the case. An isekai being a shitsekai does not necessarily mean it is bad (eg. Tensura) but it does mean it is generic. Many shitsekais try to appear as nongeneric by having one element that separates them from others (Eg. Reincarnated With a Smartphone) but this does not take away its shitsekai status.

Friend: Arifureta is such a shitsekai
Friend2: Not as much as Isekai Shit Magician (What a terrible show)

by One True Spitter Of Facts July 26, 2021