Shitposter

Someone who is funny on Facebook, but not in real life

Hey look it's Aaron the popular shitposter on Facebook! He's not really that funny in person, who would've imagined

by filopakk May 25, 2021

shitmonger

ShitMonger is a independent record label and production company out of Minneapolis, MN. It has been in operation since 1996. It has put out releases official, DIY CD-rs, and internet releases for off kilter hip-hop, rock, blues, bluegrass and metal bands in Minnesota and California.

G-Biz
P?M: Bluegrass Madness
First Communion Afterparty
Mattastic
Karellen
Ape Lust
Cock Plyers
8=D
Sexicution

ShitMonger puts out some crazy tunes.

by Murderapolis September 26, 2007

Shitposter

a shitposter spams stuff like this" rgesfuiandefghndfaeyuwdhxnhgyewjbfduaiscugwrfdjasnwdfbt72gewdjnaetvgfcdhuasbdhuveyabcjaishgfd

i am a shitposter

by shitposting walrus June 8, 2020

Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

Shitposter

Supreme form of the comedian; a title reserved for only the most tasteful and elegant of comedians, those that have rifled through the infinite cesspool of internet comedy only to be shit out the other side funnier and wiser than everyone else.; God.

Christian: Bobby's a shitposter now.
Amber: No fucking way, that's so fucking hot.
Christian: I know, I'm proud he's my best friend.

by theoneandtrueGod August 3, 2022

Professional shitposter

A social media account which posts pictures or memes with no context or meaning

I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.

by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019

shit-monster

Person who has a poo that explodes like a pyroclastic flow out of a volcano, causing large amounts of shit stains all over the bowl. When the toilet is flushed the water does not reach all the shit stains.

The person also does not have the decency to clear up afterwards. The smell afterwards is so putrefying that it makes your nose bleed.

OMG don't let that girl use your toilet, she's a shit-monster!!

looks like the shit-monster has struck again!!

by al copella November 14, 2011