Suck my dick shit lips 

An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.

After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth

Suck my dick shit lips by Matteo Evandro September 6, 2016

schindler's shitlist 

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.

Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!

schindler's shitlist by noparentsnorules January 28, 2010

Shitlins 

Another name for a group of shitty kids.

"Where'd those little Shitlins go?"

Shitlins by CaseyBlue November 25, 2017

shit lips

1) Affectionate term for a fuck buddy who gives good rimjobs

2) 24 hour dial up service provider for poor college girls to earn money by licking ass.

1) "do we get to meet your new girlfriend tonight"
"yeah she'll be here in a minute, I can't wait, she gives good rimjobs. There she is... HEY SHIT LIPS, OVER HERE!!"

2) Courtney: so I got this new job, licking ass, I work from home and I love it! Am I bad coz I like the taste of guys ass sweat?
Mike, Andreas, Tommy and Drew (in unison): YOU FUCKING SLUT! SUCK US ALL OFF, SHIT LIPS!!!

shit lips by skumliterati March 11, 2015

shitlip

1. a bizzarre sexual practice involving smearing shit on your partner's top lip after anal sex, see dirty sanchez
2. same as above, but done as a practical joke, usually whilst someone is sleeping/passed out etc. turd applied may or may not be human. the person wakes up to a most fragrant aroma.

slimy perv: fancy a shitlip tonight?
your daughter: okay!!!

Matt: haha look we just totally shitlipped joey with that dog crap we found outside!
joey: what..uh..how long was i out for? and uh, whats that smell?

shitlip by me old fruity September 5, 2005

shit lips

1.) someone who talks out of their ass and always thinks they are right.

2.) a person with self-esteem so low that they have to talk shit on everyone else so they can feel better about themselves.

3.) my housemate

1. (friend 1) - man, do you smell that?

(friend 2) - (sniff sniff) yeah, smells like shit lips

2. (guy 1) - dude, mikey is such a bastard. why does he always smack talk me when i'm around?

(guy 2) - he can't help it man, he's got shit lips. it's his nature to be an asshole.

(guy 1) - i thought i smelled ass cheese.

shit lips by kiss me arse August 6, 2008

Shitnips 

1.(av,n) Fucked-up looking nipples.

1.Shane Reese took off his shirt and I saw his big shitnips.

2.This bitch has the worst shitnips I have ever seen!

3.DAMN, look at those big shitnips!
11-15-04

Shitnips by Ivan November 15, 2004