Shitiot

A person who is such an idiot that their brain is equivalent to shit.

Bro, he fucked up bad... what a shitiot.

by samply May 25, 2022

shitiot with gaids

describes a major bitch or just a fat nigga

aladdin is a shitiot with gaids

-raph

by chingus Mingus October 3, 2023

shitistics

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health

Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.

by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"

Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.

by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014

shidiot

A mixture of shithead and idiot. Often known for as being an insult, definately not a compliment, and NOT defined by the following person above/below/whatever, it was a common swear word my grandfather would say when driving on the road and running across a 'shidiot' who obviously didn't know what they were doing.

That stupid shidiot doesn't know how to drive! The light isn't going to get any greener, damnit!

I can't stand that asshole, he's a stupid shidiot.

by DeSiReDPaRaSiTe December 3, 2004

Shitpotle

The result of eating a burrito from Chipotle and allowing it to incubate in your stomach for a good 2-4 hours. Typically, the dispatching of your Shitpotle requires a toilet plunger and half a roll of toilet paper.

Matt: Dude, I had the best carnitas burrito last night.
Nick: Wow, did you have some serious shitpotle afterwards?
Matt: Yeah, it took me half an hour to unclog the toilet.

by burritos-123 October 18, 2010

shititis

1.a chronic bowel movement causing many unexpected trips to the toilet, similar to the squirts
2. having to shit more than usual on any given day

I was late for work due to a bad case of shititis.
All that beer and cajun food I had last night gave me shititis.

by Andy A. July 28, 2008