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shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.
Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.
by Kurt December 31, 2004
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when a man and a woman or a man and his partner have had anal sex or anal sexual intercourse the smell that is left on a mans penis from the repeated entering of the anus this smell is the result of the penis digging into the fesis, shit, or do do in the anus
a man has anal sex with his wife, she then attempts to give him oral sex, but stops because she smells a horrible smell on his penis this means your penis smells like shitdicky
by yoyo45 April 25, 2010
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When you shit on someone's dick and they anally fuck you, same goes for getting your dick shit on and anally fucking them. Also could be used as an insult.
Person 1: Yo, I just got shitdick'd today.
Person 2: what the fuck? You are actually disgusting what the hell, why do you want shit on your cock dude?
by BIGMONKE November 18, 2020
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What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".
Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.

Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks
by JPhilleh July 5, 2010
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A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."
"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."
by steve1979 July 19, 2006
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after a gay man has sex with his immigrant love slave, he has shit all over his dick
You my fine sir are a shitdick
by sproranher February 22, 2003
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It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.
"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"
by Mike G June 18, 2004
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