The Assramming Shitslasher

A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.

"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"

Assram Ass Butthurt Bernie Sanders Prolapse

by Playboy88 June 8, 2016

Diarrhea Shitblast

V. The act of defecating and projectile-voiding bowels with an immense propulsion of a viscous, questionable liquid substance from the anus. Generally results in someone else getting hit with it.

Nurse, my grandfather diarrhea shitblasted me. Can you go clean him up?

by WINH4X August 3, 2019

Shiteblaster

Gay cunt, ass bandit

Listen to me you shiteblaster

by CallyB November 14, 2019

ShitZaster

A ShitZaster is what my house was after hosting another kiddie birthday shit show of a party. Any questions? I know parents know what I mean.

Hurricane Maria left such a SHITZASTER in Puerto Rico!!!
The place is such a SHITZASTER after the such a wild party.
OMG how do we get out of this SHITZASTER!!!!???
North Korea bomb situation is such a SHITZASTER!!!

by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017

shitluster

1. (adjective) worthy of being shat on

2. (noun) trash

PERSON 1: do you like "Whole Lotta Red" by Playboi Carti?

PERSON 2: nah that album was shitluster

by cyka_Blyat2169 March 30, 2021

shitluster

1. (adjective) worthy of being shat on

2 (noun) trash

PERSON 1: do you like "Whole Lotta Red" by Playboi Carti?

PERSON 2: nah that album was shitluster

by cyka_Blyat2169 March 30, 2021

shitluster

1. (adjective) worthy of being shat on

2. (noun) trash

PERSON 1: do you like "Whole Lotte Red" by Playboi Carti?

PERSON 2: nah, that album was shitluster

by cyka_Blyat2169 March 30, 2021