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Shitastic

That shirt is shitastic!
by Melissa Coultas January 28, 2007
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shitastic

being the shit, and being fantastic combined. Made up by Babigirl from south warren michigan originally, and now used by multiple people that she has met.
"dude that joke was fucking shitastic"
by valere March 13, 2008
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shitastic

A masterpiece of shit

So full of shit its laughable

Fucking Shitastic
Boy: I am smart because i know 2 + 2 = 3

Girl: are you stupid?
Boy: my mom said was special
Girl: riIIight...
Boy: Do you believe i'm special or stupid?
Girl: you're uh.. Special.
Boy: Shitastic!!!!

Me: that whole convo is just Shitastic.....
by Seeker May 16, 2016
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Shitastic

The word you use when you’re just having a fantastic shit
Bob: bro I had a shitastic shit yesterday

Marty: no way bob I’m so happy for you
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Shitastic

When something is being absurd as fuck and half of it being amazing
Hey babe I’m watching a movie
*that movie is shitastic
by Pepepe1 October 25, 2023
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shitistics

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health
Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.
by wanwanwan September 21, 2022
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Shaqtastic

Shaq Fu is friggin' Shaqtastic.
by Mjollnir Falls April 13, 2006
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