shit on your parade

Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)

I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006

shit on your fist

The state of your hand after anal fisting, i.e. shit-covered

Jeremy: Thanks for that sweetie, I really love it when you strech me like that.
Steve: I just love tickling your insides.
Jeremy: Hope you don't mind too much shit on your fist

by Big Bear and Papa Smurf March 22, 2009

shit on your coats

A term used in speech when preparing the listener for some bad news. Another term for rain on your parade. Taken from Dane Cook's comedy routine.

Man, I hate to shit on your coats, but I just hit your car.

by H9834 September 15, 2008

Don't shit on your doorstep

Don't sleep with your housemate or workmate, it will get messy!

Bob wants to shag his PA but Fred told him "Don't shit on your doorstep"

by Damo October 25, 2004

Shit on your Skittles

Comparable to the phrase "rain on your parade"; something that brings you down and/or sucks in a major way.

Sally, you look so sad. I wonder who shit on your Skittles?

You know, I was having a great day... don't come over here and shit on my Skittles, butthole.

by perplexiglass January 5, 2010

shit on your own doorstep

A relationship of any form between you and a person you know is going to cause trouble. Especialy true if you know the releationship has little or no meaning/future but you want to string it out anyway even though its gonna cause shit ex-girlfriend/boyfriend, friend of a brother/sister, close workmate or enemy of best mate are usually the other person

you shit on your own doorstep big time there bob... its all turned to crap and you still have to work with her till the end of the summer

by uglypoo July 26, 2009

Shit on your dick gay

Something that is extremely gay, nothing else in the know universe can possibly be gayer.

"Oh man I can't believe that guy just grabbed my balls, that was so gay!"

"No dude that wasn't just gay, that was shit on your dick gay."

by Mr. Naperville December 15, 2009