Shit Stick

1) slang for fecal matter

2) referring to the penis after unprotected anal sex

1) hey man ill be over in a bit, i just need to drop off some shit sticks

2) after i finished i slapped her on the ass with my shit stick

by Kompster October 16, 2009

Shit Stick

A twig used when you stand in dog shit to flick the larger bits off

I just stood in the biggest dog shit ever. Look how much poo is on this shitstick

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

shit stick

The ancient art of penetrating a female's unsanitised rectum with one's penis before withdrawing and lying back while said female cleans the now soiled tool with her tongue.

"Hey bitch, clean my shit stick"

by Phil shane November 11, 2007

Shit sticker

After whiping your ass after a massive shit, you throw the shit stained toilet paper straight up, hitting the ceiling. It will cling to the ceiling for a while depending on the binding power of your poo. You can also toss make shit stickers on the stall wall as well.

I went in to use the bathroom at the truck stop, and a shit sticker fell on my head!

by C. Feldman December 31, 2010

Occam's shit stick

Occam's shit stick is the opposite of Occam's razor. Occam's shit stick is when a conventional explanation of something seems complicated and to explain away perceived inconsistencies one come's up with an even more complicated explanation which is filled with even more (usually profound) inconsistencies.

Petey made heavy use of Occam's shit stick to further his 911 conspiracy theories.

by cosmicaug October 7, 2009

Shit Stick

1. The condition of a penis after anal sex.

2. Reference to the individual in a LGBT relationship that is taking the "traditional" male role.

"I know my girlfriend wants to try anal because she's afraid of getting pregnant. Little does she know, I'm more afraid of getting Shit Stick."

Guy 1: "Dude! Did you see Dave and Mark holding hands last night?"
Guy 2: "Sure did. That was quite a shock huh?"
Guy 1: "No doubt... So which one do you think is the Shit Stick?"
Guy 2: "More than likely Dave. He smelled like Fish Eggs when I walked past him last night.

by SERAPHIM June 17, 2018

Shit stick

A unusual lipstick to wear

Babe is that chocolate lip stick no it’s shit stick

by Sex vibe July 26, 2018