simpostor

When you're playing 'Among Us' as an imposter and you kill everyone except your crush.

Ben: Bruh Yellow could've easily killed red in cafeteria.
Thomas: Nah he told me before that he's crushing on her.
Ben: LOL what a simpostor.

by RLACNO10, DANTHEMAN September 23, 2020

Shitposter

a shitposter spams stuff like this" rgesfuiandefghndfaeyuwdhxnhgyewjbfduaiscugwrfdjasnwdfbt72gewdjnaetvgfcdhuasbdhuveyabcjaishgfd

i am a shitposter

by shitposting walrus June 8, 2020

simposter

A simp who takes a female streamer's username before she can claim it.

"That's not her. That's not her in-game nickname. So that's just a..."
"That's just a simposter!"

by Nesano September 16, 2020

Shitposter

Supreme form of the comedian; a title reserved for only the most tasteful and elegant of comedians, those that have rifled through the infinite cesspool of internet comedy only to be shit out the other side funnier and wiser than everyone else.; God.

Christian: Bobby's a shitposter now.
Amber: No fucking way, that's so fucking hot.
Christian: I know, I'm proud he's my best friend.

by theoneandtrueGod August 3, 2022

Professional shitposter

A social media account which posts pictures or memes with no context or meaning

I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.

by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019

Shrimpster

An Asian dick.

Ling ling: Have you seen Ching Chong's shrimpster?

by Mistikk May 26, 2016

Simpostor

Someone who fails to cover up that they're not a simp. They try to act manly and alpha-like but end up crumbling in front of a woman. Simpostors usually attempt to hide their secret from everyone. Some may last longer than others. Another definition of Simpostor is when a person simps so much in Among Us that they try to lie-low as much as possible and end up losing the game.

So you ARE a simp, filthy simpostor

by shutmouth November 25, 2020