Simmons

The last name of movers, shakers, go-getters, and takers. They guayule and they hustle hella hard. This last name brings great fortune and is a blessing to have.

"Who is that? She's gorgeous must be a Simmons..."

by hustlersss October 13, 2013

Shimongoo

The name of a drink that involves placing, 3 bottled Alcopops ideally of 3 different flavours, that are turned upside down in a pint glass. Then consumed rapidly through 1 or 2 straws in order to prevent the glass over flowing.

Jonny: 'Mate get to the bar, we're doing Shimongoos'
Phil: 'Why?'
Jonny: 'Because we're Lads.'

by wyndow October 10, 2011

Shimmo

A Shimmo is a dominant person who has the ability to switch into SHIMMO mode whenever he pleases. A Shimmo has many skills which includes his divine basketball skills, he can sink shots from anywhere and is always a threat. A Shimmo is also good at looking over your shoulders and making you feel uncomfortable. If you ever see a Shimmo you are in the presence of true greatness

"Dude, I think there is a Shimmo near by I feel very intimidated right now..."

by justimagine...justsittingthere May 6, 2019

richard simmons

defying all laws of gay physics. I mean, god, even gay people get offended. Yes, we do!

"Ok, now let's dance around with our arms in the air and our spandex tighties hugging our bodies! Ok? And one and two and.."

by Matt Black June 4, 2005

Richard Simmons Rule

The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.

<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.

by Teknos February 19, 2009

shimmanood

used by older italian gentlemen: an invalid, retard, idiot, moron...etc

i gotta walk around here like a fuggin' shimmanood! -sopranos, uncle junior

by tony January 26, 2004

Nick Simmons

The son of rock star Gene Simmons. He made a comic called "Incarnate" that blatantly copies panels, character designs, and dialogue from Bleach, Hellsing, and other popular manga titles in addition to stealing art from amateur artists on DeviantArt.

"Hey, these characters look really similar!"

"That's because Nick Simmons copy-pasta'd them into his comic!"

by pandafarian March 2, 2010