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Sheepshagger

Here, there's that Aberdonian boy, he's a real sheepshagger
by S-------- June 11, 2006
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German Sharpshooter

A sexual act as defined: Hide in the shower and quietly masturbate while your significant other is taking a dump. Just before you ejaculate, rip open the shower curtain, push her off the toilet onto the floor and blow a load all over her freshly laid poop. Quickly exit the bathroom before being punished.
Person 1: You'll never believe what I did last night! I pulled off the infamous "German Sharpshooter"!

Person 2: Right on Bro!

Person 3 : That's disgusting.
by Dirty Rotten Rob September 9, 2011
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sheepshead

Sheepshead has a very strange order ranking of cards.
by mandingoe April 29, 2004
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sharpshitting

a sporting event which takes place after a large meal

a small group of competitors salvage a toilet, either from personal belongings or from any appliance store

the toilet is then placed in a determined location, whether it be indoors or outdoors (it is allowed to already be installed in a bathroom)

objective:

-shit to earn the most points in a single attempt with a judge panel

rules:

- the competitor may shit from any location, as long as all of the shit lands in the toilet (the inside-walls of the toilet count) (the shit does not need to hit the water, if any)
- no items may be used to aid in the acceleration of the shit, unless it is providing height alone
- tricks such as jumps or spins can add to the score of the shit, but will be scored by the judges out of 100
- height is measured in inches, and for every inch you are vertically from the toilet's mouth you receive 1 point
- distance is also measured in inches, and for every inch you are horizontally from the toilets mouth you receive 5 points
- if you choose to have the seat down, you receive an extra 50 points
- the contestants may have three attempts in a time limit of 10 minutes once the contestant's time has started, if they are able to do so
- the size of the shit grants 10 points per whole golf ball the shit is in length (diameter of one golf ball), although it must be larger than 1 golf ball in mass
- the winner is determined by the most amount of points received in one attempt
Joe: "Is Billy alright?"

Tom: "Nah, he's been crying in his room for hours."

Joe: "Why, what happened?"

Tom: "His mom beat him in sharpshitting."

Joe: "Damn, that's rough."
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Mississippi sharpshooter

When a man has such impeccable control over his sexual climax that he can ejaculate into the mouth of a sneezing partner.
Did you see that video with the Mississippi sharpshooter? It's better than when that guy stuck his head in that girl's vag!
by humansRpepul2 February 14, 2008
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sheepshark

A rabid underwater creature that looks like a shark covered in thick white wool except for his face, his fin, and his tail. He likes the shallow water and is often known to feed on human flesh.
Jesus Christ, it's a sheepshark! Run away!
by crazy old man December 12, 2008
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Texas Sharpshooter

Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.
"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"
by LETS GET TROPICAL May 12, 2016
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