Sheening
Similar to Reaganing, Sheening involves an extended period (72+ hours) of pure awesomeness. Qualities to be sustained while Sheening:
- Embracing a "FTW" mentality, accepting no judgments from your peers, no apologies necessary
- Significant use of drugs and alcohol
- Sex, lots of it, preferably with pros
- Teeth dripping in tiger blood
- Magic emanating from your finger tips
- Maintaining the performance, focus and destructive power of an F-18 fighter jet, including during naps
- Publicly eviscerating your employer and all others who might stand in your way
- Embodiment of the American spirit
- Being a True American Hero (TAH)
- Embracing a "FTW" mentality, accepting no judgments from your peers, no apologies necessary
- Significant use of drugs and alcohol
- Sex, lots of it, preferably with pros
- Teeth dripping in tiger blood
- Magic emanating from your finger tips
- Maintaining the performance, focus and destructive power of an F-18 fighter jet, including during naps
- Publicly eviscerating your employer and all others who might stand in your way
- Embodiment of the American spirit
- Being a True American Hero (TAH)
Charlie Sheen, TAH. Vintage 2011 Sheening:
"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like you know, droopy eyed armless children."
“I woke up and decided, you know, I’ve been kicked around. I’ve been criticized. I’ve been like the, ‘Ah, shucks’ guy with like this bitchin’ rockstar life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
“I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”
“Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed.”
"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like you know, droopy eyed armless children."
“I woke up and decided, you know, I’ve been kicked around. I’ve been criticized. I’ve been like the, ‘Ah, shucks’ guy with like this bitchin’ rockstar life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
“I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”
“Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed.”
Sheening by His Majesty the King March 17, 2011