shaterbating

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.

Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.

by reddonkey November 22, 2009

shitterbating

masterbating whilst taking a shit.

Wow, Mr. Tamositis has been in there a while, I bet he's shitterbating again . . .

by henrydinhofer October 18, 2010

Staterbate

Feeling the need to touch ones self after viewing their stats in a video game/sport/etc.

I am need to staterbate quick after that game of league.

by TheDaileyTrain January 25, 2016

Shiterbate

The act of shitting and Masterbating together; The Ultimate Time Saver

I only have 3 minutes, I have to shiterbate or else I wont have time.

by Shiterbater August 15, 2009

shasturbate

The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously

Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile

by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

Shasturbate

The act of masturbating in the shower

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!

by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.

Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"

Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"

by fapfapfap458 November 26, 2011