Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.

"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."

by tho3m December 30, 2009

shitfucker

a person who makes up something, or tells a lie, and consistently defends it, with total confedence that they are right...basically, they make some shit up and fuck it to the end til you finally quit arguing with them and punch them in the damn face.

Quit trying to defend your fucking bull, shitfucker!

by franky_madman November 8, 2005

Saltfucked

verb; usually used in past tense; To loosen the cap on a salt shaker such that used, the cap detaches resulting an miniature mountain of salt on the food or surface below.

That girl just saltfucked me and now my tofu is ruined.
Dude, I’m going to saltfuck your mom tonight.

by Moby_Prick December 29, 2016

shitfucker

a person who fuck's shit

you little shitfucker.

by occasum February 18, 2009

Shitfucker

Simple people to the extreme. Low educated. They are your rural lazy ignorant towns people. Most likely on Welfare, but not all. They do not improve on their lives, they just make them more difficult. They raise shitty families generation after generation. Shitfuckers absolutely love to make little things big. Getting pitbulls, jail, loud trucks, smoking, polluting etc. These people do not at ALL care about their health. Alcohol plays a HUGE part of their life. They make big deals out of the simplest things, and LOVE getting off on it. hence the name shit-fucker. They in essence fuck shit by doing that.

(Not literally I hope).

People who are getting sick of these people or make them sick, have shitfuckeritus a very troublesome illness.

Brian- "Shit man, gota get me some fish, but no bait!"

Ted- "Aah shit, just use your cigg butt."

Sam- "yuckk this town is full of shitfuckers!"

Olivia- "IKR, I think I have shitfuckeritus"

by shitfuckeritus January 2, 2011

shitfuckdamn

a common string of expletives. flows forth easily.

i missed my math test! SHITFUCKDAMN!

by nappyafrochik April 23, 2003

shitfucker

A person or company or anyone that pisses you off. Someone who thinks their smart; but their really SHIFUCKERS.

Who ever thought of this idea is a shitfucker.
When you are mad at anything just say SHITFUCKER.

by Fast Eddie RCL4 June 19, 2004